Owner: I'm worried about my bitch. She had pus coming from her vulva yesterday.
Me: Okay. She's not desexed right? When was her last heat?
Owner: Last month. I'm particularly concerned because I have really severe gonorrhea.
Me: Oh, so sorry to hear that. *secretly amazed at own ability to keep a straight face*
Owner: And, well, I hope she doesn't have it too.
Me: Uh huh. Um... *quiet, deep in thought about the diseases that cross the species barrier. Nope, definitely not one of them. Does this bitch have pyometra? I need to ask about...
Owner: *suddenly looking horrified* Because I pat her! I pat her a lot. It could possibly be on my hands and I pat her lots.
Me:... Uh, ok....... Yeah, she can't get it anyway...
Me: Okay. She's not desexed right? When was her last heat?
Owner: Last month. I'm particularly concerned because I have really severe gonorrhea.
Me: Oh, so sorry to hear that. *secretly amazed at own ability to keep a straight face*
Owner: And, well, I hope she doesn't have it too.
Me: Uh huh. Um... *quiet, deep in thought about the diseases that cross the species barrier. Nope, definitely not one of them. Does this bitch have pyometra? I need to ask about...
Owner: *suddenly looking horrified* Because I pat her! I pat her a lot. It could possibly be on my hands and I pat her lots.
Me:... Uh, ok....... Yeah, she can't get it anyway...
Wow, that's one seriously honest customer.
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Hilarious! Me and Alex can't stop laughing at this.
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