BOSS: Chryso, can you give me a hand? I have to take some xrays of that hit-by-car cat, but this puppy here came in last night after being attacked by a much larger dog. It was bleeding from a puncture wound so I put a pressure bandage on it. Can you take off the bandage and make sure the pup's ok? The puncture went through the left side of its abdomen.
ME: Sure Dr Boss, no worries.
BOSS: Yeah just do a basic examination, check its colour and make sure it's not bleeding anymore. But let me know if it starts pissing out blood from the wound, we... might need to do something about that.
ME: You think? No probs, I'm on it.
*Takes off bandage... and watches bloody urine come pouring out of the wound*
ME: Um, Boss, did you mean that literally?
BOSS: Oh. Um, crap.
ME: Sure Dr Boss, no worries.
BOSS: Yeah just do a basic examination, check its colour and make sure it's not bleeding anymore. But let me know if it starts pissing out blood from the wound, we... might need to do something about that.
ME: You think? No probs, I'm on it.
*Takes off bandage... and watches bloody urine come pouring out of the wound*
ME: Um, Boss, did you mean that literally?
BOSS: Oh. Um, crap.
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