"No, I don't want to socialise it, or desex it. I want it to be a guard dog. So, I'm training it to bite and hate everything. The last one I got wasn't nasty enough, so this time I got a larger breed, with a lower aggression threshold as a really young puppy, just so I could make sure that I f*cked it in the head as much as possible."
Sometimes (and believe me, my co-workers are usually celebrating at this point), I'm just lost for words. Or at least words longer than four-letters.
Wow--that you managed not to throttle that moron is most impressive.
ReplyDeleteDid you call the RSPCA? I would have reported animal abuse. :)
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