Mixed Practice

Background: I have a green-cheeked conure (parrot), Mozzie, who I regularly bring to work to give him a bit of variety. I work at two clinics: the main clinic and the branch clinic. Mozzie can't come to the branch clinic because I don't trust the cat there alone with him.

Friday morning shenanigans:
Home 
Me: Poor Mozzie! I'll bring you to work today because you were cooped up at home all day on my day off. But I’m going to be late! Dr Boss already told me off twice for being tardy. I don’t have time to fill your foraging toys so I'll just have to do it at work today.
Housemate: See you later!
*Stuffs cage into car and drives the 8 minutes to Main Clinic*
Main Clinic 
*Spots Dr Branch Vet’s car pulling out of Main Clinic*
Me: Oh crap! I’m supposed to be at Branch Clinic today! Oh no! Mozzie, you’ll have to go home. Oh man, I’m uber late now.
*Drives straight on past Main Clinic and drives 10 minutes home (it’s school time now so the roads are packed)*
Home
*Drops off Mozzie*
Housemate: Wtf? Lolz
Me: I'm laaaate! Byeeeee!
*Drives 8 minutes to Branch Clinic*
Branch Clinic
Dr Branch Vet: Um, Chryso, aren’t you supposed to be at Main Clinic today? The roster changed yesterday.
Me: OMG. WUT. Yesterday  = my day off!
Dr Branch Vet: Uh… *but I’m already gone*
*Drives 12 minutes from Branch Clinic to Main Clinic*
Main Clinic
Dr Boss: You’re late and there are people waiting. Where’s Mozzie today?

FML.