Don't worry that I've just done the best f-ing surgery in the entire world for the dog that you brought in with no appointment and a slash to the leg. Don't worry that I dodged blood vessels and nerves to fix a wound that would make most people faint. And how does it look? Perfect. And how does it work? Perfectly. And what scar will be left? None at all. And the fact that I only charged you for 10 minutes of surgery even though it took me 20?
Because really- is any of that as important as the fact that the cost is $100 more than quoted (including $90 of medications, which aren't included in the quote). And that when the nurse says the "Quote", a quote is different from an "Estimate."
(Don't worry that the form you signed specifically says "Estimate" and the words "The actual cost may be more, this is just an estimate.")
FML
Because really- is any of that as important as the fact that the cost is $100 more than quoted (including $90 of medications, which aren't included in the quote). And that when the nurse says the "Quote", a quote is different from an "Estimate."
(Don't worry that the form you signed specifically says "Estimate" and the words "The actual cost may be more, this is just an estimate.")
FML
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