NOTE TO SELF: Never forget that the Irony Gods love you. Don't even THINK about things that would tempt them in the slightest. Like when you're standing nekkid in the bathroom after your morning shower before breakfast thinking, OMG I can't believe I didn't get one single call all day or overnight, not even for advice! Haha! because that's when the universe will decide to give you a present in the shape of a whelping where the the last pup was born dead and the one coming is long overdue.
NOTE TO SELF, ADDITIONAL: Now I wonder how many professionals I call might actually be naked while I'm talking to them on the phone.
NOTE TO SELF, ADDITIONAL: Now I wonder how many professionals I call might actually be naked while I'm talking to them on the phone.
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